Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Wind Reaction

Hurricanes, thunderstorms, tornadoes, waterspouts, and fires are wind reactions. Hurricanes can destroy roads, trees, houses, cars, and make big waves that destroy more houses.Waterspouts are tornadoes in the sea and they suck up fish, frogs, people that are swimming, people that are surfing, and crabs. Thunderstorms are storms that have more lighting bolts in it. If you're in the sea and not out by the time the lightning bolt strikes the water, you will die. Tornadoes are the most deadly kind of wind disaster ever. The safest place to be when one happens is the basement. They don't last long, though. A fire can burn your house down. Get out of the window when that happens. The basement is the worst place to be in a fire.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

History of Japan

Japan is an amazing place. Japan didn't start out with anyone that told them what to do. Instead they started out killing each other for more property. They like baseball and Judo.

One time there was a battle at Mongolia and Japan. What happened was a King named Kublai Khan wanted Japan to give him money, but Japan refused so Kublai Khan sent his fleet to Japan, but many sank and the remaining ones had to turn back. Although Kublai Khan didn't give up. He sent them again,but this time Japan killed them.This time Kublai Khan sent 200,000 men in 4,000 ships, but he made two big errors. First, he used rowboats because he didn't care were he got them. Seconed, he used Chinese shipbulders as slave labors. You should know that Japan knows that that their coming back, and they did. And many rowboats sank and the rest turned back. The Japanese thought their gods won the battle for them. They had not a clue that they were using rowboats.

The end.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Where I Want to Live

I've always lived in my home. And I don't want to go away from it. I will give you two reasons why. First, I've been here so long that I'm just too used to it. Second and last, I like this home to be here with me in this part of Missouri.

Friday, October 9, 2009


Honeybees can make honey by working together.

First, a scout honeybee finds a flower by flying. The bee then goes into the hive and does a dance. The faster it is, it means more pollen. The dance also tells the other bees where to find the flower. A different bee goes and finds the flower after watching the dance.

The bee takes pollen and brings it back to the hive. Bees drop pollen sometimes and it's called pollian, and it helps plants grow. Bees make honey out of the pollen and store some for the winter. Honey is made of pollen.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Captain Red Toe's Black Spot

Captain Red Toe, you are disgraced by your men. You have shot your own men for no reason but to travel with your loyal men. You are no longer Captain, Red Toe. You will be killed tomorow. Antle will be the new Captain. You will die in a duel tomorrow. Say goodbye to your parrot.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Basketball and Soccer

There are a lot of sports, but I want to talk about soccer and basketball. They are nice sports. They are similar and different in many ways.

Soccer has a ball like basketball. They both have goals. You can pass the ball on both. They're both sports. They both have coaches.

They are different in some ways. Soccer has a goalie and baskeball does not. Soccer has 22 players, and basketball has 24 players. Soccer is played outside and basketball is played inside.

I like soccer better because it's easier. I am short and cannot throw the ball very high.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

How You Can Save Money

Poop is eating up by bugs. This means that it would be nice of you to fed your bug pet poo. (So you could save money with water bills.)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

George Westinghouse

When he was a boy, George Westinghouse wanted to go to war. He got whipped for not going to school. He had nasty teachers. His mom knew he was smart.

As an adult,he went to war (US Cavalry). He had a Christmas at home. Later, he invented the air brake which stops a train by compressed air. George Westinghouse made a lot of other inventions, too. He's remembered the most for the air brake.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Apple Trees

We have an apple tree and we like it. It's little but it's awesome. The apples are about an inch around. I'm sure they're going to be tasty. I hope they're green. Most likely they will be red. But I don't mind red apples.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Something I Will Never Forget

I will not forget the Octopus ride. I don't want to be on that ride again. It is scary and it goes high. It was so high I screamed. It spins like a octopus and looks like one, too. But my brother likes it.

Monday, May 4, 2009

At My House

Waaah! Rinng! I hear every morning
and sometimes hear the rain pouring
Rinng! Waah! But still good morning in Missouri.

Monday, April 27, 2009

My Pen Pal.

I have a pen pal named G. I like to send letters to him. He is my friend. We've been friends a long time. We like the same things. We have never met each other. He lives far, far away.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

If I Were a Teacher

If I were a teacher, I would teach math. I will teach third grade and not Singapore math. I would teach things like 3/10ths of Sam's oil was used. If Sam used 264L of oil, how much oil did Sam buy? I will do everything I could to help them to learn. I would tell the children at the end of math class, "May God bless you, and goodbye."

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

At first Dr. Jekyll drinks potion. Then he becomes Mr. Hyde. Mr. Hyde hurts people and even kills them. Mr. Utterson, a lawyer, tries to solve the case. Poole, Jekyll's butler, tries to help. Utterson finds out Jekyll is Hyde and also knows Jekyll is gone. He learns that Hyde brought the unhappy Dr. Jekyll to an end.

I like the story because it has a lot of real things in it and great things happen.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Revelation 20:1-3

Narrated by Elf. Casting and special effects by Emperor. Filmed by Mom.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Baikinman's Voyage

Chapter Nine: The Adventure Continues

After two miles (they brought Handy Dandy mouse) they saw a zap worm! (Zap worms are worms that can zap you out their mouth.) They looked at North. They saw a black dot. It's Mr. Komro! (Mr. Komro is a robot that kills people.)

After Handy Dandy mouse had finished speaking, Komro squished Handy Dandy mouse with his spikes on his feet! Bikinman flew up and started to come down while zapping and yelled, "Helf! Help! Het! Help! Hup! Help!"

Septemberman and Ampinman just zaped at Mr. Komro. Septmberman hit Mr.Komero! Russianman knows all Russia, so he led them to the adventurous spot.

To be continued...

Friday, January 2, 2009

Elfie McMelfie Who Got Stuck in a Kelfie.

This is my elf suit. Pretty elfie, isn't it? Wach'ya think about it? Please tell me.