Saturday, December 20, 2008

Sam the Dragon.

Hi! I'm Sam the Dragon. Would you like to know about me? OK.

1 I only eat men when they attack me.
2 I sleep on a rock.
3 My dad's a dragon.
4 I like my home.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dragon! Stay Away.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Persuasive Essay

I really want the "Hide and Seek for All Ages." It is good for a growing boy who wants it and it has sticks, grabs, a clip, and a magnet. I'll teach Woodjie how to act with it! Anything if you buy it! I promise!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Teaching Woodjie

I teach even though I'm a little kid. I teach Woodjie, who's a baby, how to act. I teach Woodjie not to bite and put his food on the table. He needs to learn not to steal people's food. It feels good to teach Woodjie. I could teach again when I'm older, too.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bikinman's Voyage Continued

Chapter Four: Land

"Hey" said Bikinman. I think it's lunchtime.

"It is time, so let's get it" said Ampinman. After Bikinman's lunch, he looked around. At North, he could see land. East, water. West, water. South, Japan. He went (still) North. After six minuts (exactly) seven seconds and 100 milla seconts, he was on land. (Of course Japan to Rusha (which is where they are) was seven days, six hours, nine seconds and 100 millaseconds.)

Ampinman asked, "What happnd?"

"We landed! Don't you see? Are you blined?"

He got out a map. "It's ... we're in.. RRRR Ru-Rusha!" said Bikinman.

"No-yes." said Ampinman. "Rushiah desen't... Rusha!" said Bikinman Rusha has not black-men. Yes, it dosent. It is not Riushia."

"Rusha" said Bikinman.

Chapter Five: Sleep

Hmmm.. said Bikinman. "It's time for beddy-by."

"It sure is" said Ampinman.

"Then why are you standing there? Let's go to sleep."

"Umm, were are we going to sleep?" said Ampinman.

In our ship, of corse! Said Bikinman. Where else?

"Umm.." said Ampinman a dich. Bikinman sighed.

Whel let's go to sleep. So they did.

Chapter Six: A Rushian

Bikinman awoke at 1:00. Ampinman woke at 1:25. Brefast was at 2:25. At 6:30 they saw a black dot. It sometimes flew up to the clouds and went down. Bikinman said it was a Clomisotum (It lives in Coso). Ampinman said it was a Nosimontimx (which lives in Cos, but is a different name for Clomisotum.)

"It's Rushian man" said Bikinman. So Bikin man allowed him to be a part of the team.

Chapter Seven: A New Teamate

Ah, said Bikinman. I think its time for lunch. So for lunch it was cholate beef with a gold pice in the middle and drank coffy. Bikinman looked around.(It was September) He saw a black dot. Oh man! Said Bikinman Not again! I don't want anouther one!(he didn't mean it.) He saw September man! Of course he only comes at September. So he was part of the team.

Chapter Eight: The Advencher Startes

So, said Septemberman. Let's go out! Why I cam was to have an advencher! I also want to go outside.

OK, said Bikinman. "Just we got to get some map. Amhem. We got to get some map."

"Whatever" said Bikinman.

"I got a map anyway," said Septemberman."

You do? asked Bikinman.

Shure, said Septemberman.

So they went off.

To be continued!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Elf's English Accent.

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You have to listen carefully because of all the children in the background, but Elf is imitating a silly English banana on TV. Do you think his accent sounds authentic?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Bikinman's Voyage

Chapter 1
Set Sail

Bikinman's ship was about to go to the Pacific. He could not wait. When he got on he wondered who would help him on his jurny. Just then Ampinman came to the ship. Bikinman shoved off. Apinman didn't get on. Apinman flew up to the ship and landded on the ship. So Bikinman had to let him on.

Chapter 2
Strange Things

Apinman worked hard on puting the sails up. Bikinman had to (he made his own job) clean the rats out of the ship. He also made the food. One day (Friday 2000) after lunch, handy dandy mouse yelled, "Danger! Danger! Be alert! Be alert! Octopus coming to room 56184! Shark coming to room 7968. Squid coming to room 126."

Graet! yelled Bikinman after a fist full of meat.

Smile portecson (Smiley protection)! yelled Ampinman.

A portecson went arouned the ship. Then Wigly went towrd room 51684. When he boinged on the portekshon he bonged off. Sorry, said Wiggly. I just wanted to act tough.

Oh Wiggely! Said Ampinman

But Bikinman interupted and said Get! Get! Get! Get get get! If you want to be tough, go to the Marines! So Wiggly did.

Then it happened to the shark and squid.

Chapter 3
Pirets!

Bikinman thought it would be that Ampinman should look out with a spy-glass. He felt something was chaising them. Ampinman said they should ask the handy dandy mouse. Handy dandy mouse said, Pirets.

Ampinman asked What type?

Handy dandy mouse said Barbery. Barbery Pirets.

Bikinman grabed a cannonball. He shot. It made a hole in the barbery Pirets ship.( He also hit six of the men, 3 men where dead, 3 where ingered.) Finnily, after 2 minuts the ship (Pirets ship) sank.

To be continued...

Friday, October 3, 2008

Elf and Emperor Playing.


Hand Soccer

Hand soccer is an exciting game you can play outside with friends. To play, first put the ball in the middle. Next, run for the ball before the other players do. Try to score points. Once someone gets five points, he wins. Have a nice game!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Birds.

Can you count the birds? Can you find a bird that seems to be floating on air? Good luck!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Crabs.


Crabs

A crab seems to be an alien visitor from another world! A crab has a bunch of armor. The eyes can stick out and inside its body. A crab can live in the wet sand near the ocean. They can live deep in the ocean. They can live under the ice of Antartica. Crabs eat dead plants, garbage, and dead animals.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Bullfighting With Elf.

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This is bullfighting with Elf. They will do bullfighting. Stay tuned for a bullfight.

Monday, September 1, 2008

The Storming of the Bastille

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The French Peas star in this production by Emperor and Elf.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Dad's Boots


Dad's boots are too big on me, and it is hard to walk with them. It's fun to walk with it though. It's hard to walk up the stairs, too. I don't know why I had to stand next to the wall.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Thanks, Casdok!


Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Odyssey, Act 1

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We left a few things out of our production of The Odyssey because it takes a long time to refine a script. In this scene, adapted from the original and performed by Emperor, Odysseus confronts Circe about bewitching his men and turning them into pigs. The second scene was adapted from the original and performed by Elf.

The Odyssey, Act 2

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In which Odysseus and his young son, Telemachus, fight the suitors who have overrun their house. Penelope's home is restored through the bravery of her family!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

S Doing the Pledge of Allegiance


I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the Unitid States of Amaericka. And to the Republuck for wich it stsands one nacshin under God itvisebul with Liberty and justus for all. Look! S is doing the Pledge Allegiance!
(Mom didn't edit this one. She wrote the title, though. LOL)

Thursday, July 24, 2008


Super Christian's Adventures

Super Christian is a super hero, he had his strength since book 1. In book 2, he almost squished by a giant baseball bat! In book 3, he saved a dusty ranch. In book 4, he went in a volcano and saved the world! In book 5, he saved the world against the gas monster with the help of Ampanman. In book 6, he foght Baikinman. In book 7, he chased Mummy into a hole. In book 8, he fought Mr. Squirrel. In book 9, he killed ghost. In book 10, he killed Mr. Cactus. Collect all 10 books!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Some Greeks Attack!









Odysseus was a great warrior. First, he made a wodin horse. Next, he waited in the horse. Next, he and the horse got into Troy. Next, he killed lots of Troygins.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Greek Paper Dolls


We are paper dolls going to attack! Get your swords and shields! (Ping! Ching! Ching!) AAaaugh! They fought until they cut each other's heads off. They also capture them and they all stab them right in the neck. Brutal, huh?

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Here Comes the Cyclops!


The Odyssey

In this story, there are the gods ( Zeus, Athena, Aeolus, Neptune, Artemis, Hera, Hades, Ares, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hestia, Apollo, Hermes, Demeter, Aphrodite and Persephone). Zeus is the thunder god but he is the king god.

Odysseus went in a war but he didn't come back because the wind had blown them off the course. Now they are stuck and can't find a way home. And Odysseus's wife Penelope was waiting for him hopefully but Odysseus's mother and father were very sad. The mother killed herself and the father lived somewhere else. They stoped at a place with lotus flowers. It makes them forget everything!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Trick Cage With the Bunny.



Oh! Look! My own carrots (but I don't know that I will be with the carrots and for a pet) so I will eat the carrots. (Thud!) Ohhh! I'm traped! But I still have the carrots.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Elf and His Blog and More




You know, I like reading books, especially bats, octopi, and Egypt. Do you like bats, octopi, and Egypt? Don't you see me in the bed with the book about Egypt?