We should not speak on Tuesdays or we won't like what will happen. Listen! Don't speak on that accursed day, or the god Mars will smash his planet on your house. He will send his deadly scepter on you. It will either kill you, or damage you permanently.
He will not allow you to speak again! He will get you and eat you with "Heavenly Sauce: Good and Nutritious." The label says,"Contains honey, cheese, chocolate, eggs, secret ingredient, fire ball, milk, apple skins, salsas, pumpkin, a very yellow potassium fruit, glass, and meat." and "CAUTION: contains milk ingredients, and only gods should eat this."
So don't speak on Tuesdays unless you want adventure.