Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A Pretend Apology

Dear Person,

I'm so very sorry for what I did. I know you trusted me to baby-sit your kids very calmly, but I couldn't help it. I'm so sorry that I did all that stuff.

I'm sorry I ate all your food and put some crumbs on the floor and dumped the trash on your bed. I'm sorry I cut off your table legs for swords for the kids to hit shampoo. I couldn't help it.

From,
Elf

3 comments:

Blondee said...

What a nice apology!

Very creative mischief, too!

Casdok said...

Thank you for the smile - i needed it:)

Noah L. said...

Hi. My name is Noah. I'm also, like you...
(a) 10
(b) homeschooled
(c) has an older sibling
In your apology, the things the babysitter did were not only bad, they were HILARIOUS!